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		<title>Railgun&#8217;s Retirement Plans</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Whoever said money can&#8217;t buy happiness simply didn&#8217;t know where to go shopping.&#8221; &#8211; Bo Derek On Wednesday morning I decided that I have worked long enough and now I wish to retire. There are simply to many other things I wish to do with my life for me to sit at my job and [...]]]></description>
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